Jennifer Lopez travels through Italy between Milan, Rome, Venice and Siena with her twins in tow: diva looks, selfies and social ironies in the gossip-poorest summer
In the summer most stingy with gossip (not even a scandal, two horns) where Gianluca Vacchi is the perfect father and Michelle Hunziker tells us how she sleeps well with her Giulio Berruti, as if it were a lime herbal tea, we only have one diva left, Jennifer Lopez, known to all as JLo. The (fearless) international star decided to spend her holidays as a tourist in our cities (all red-stamped) together with her two “puppies”, the twins Oskar and Mark who followed her up and down the beautiful (very hot) country, rather fed up, at least apparently.
She, not even a drop of sweat (but how does she do it?), traveled from Milan to Rome, from Venice to Siena. Very short, practically crotch-length dresses, Jane Birkin style, scarf tied on the head like the divas of the Sixties, raffia bag and hat à la BB Sorrisi, selfies, an ice cream in the center of Rome surrounded by bodyguards.
“Look, without those closets at around forty degrees in Piazza di Spagna, no one will run away”, post the usual bad guys. And then photos in front of Leonardo’s Last Supper, video while he sings Like a Virgin on the gondola. A sexy yellow dress with an imposing neckline and her son next to her with his nose perpetually stuck in his phone (it’s not just us mortals who are the naughty and always connected teenager). In short, he defied every heat wave to give us his personal homage to the Bel Paese. Even with a courageous throw of coins into the Trevi Fountain (with the desire to never return to summer, probably).
The social people turn off the Chinese fan for a second and write: «It’s 52 degrees, but why don’t you go to the seaside? You and Mayor Gualtieri remained in the city”, “You are the best mother in the world”. Well, maybe let’s not exaggerate, also because the children seem terribly bored and she, despite her star aplomb, terribly lonely. When she showed up at the Vatican Museums in Sangallo’s babydoll (the best friend of milfs, my lady, the white decorated and ironed fabric) the Beguines immediately went wild: «None of us could have entered dressed like that», «But are you always walking around in slippers?». We don’t approve of the unhealthy passion for flip-flops, much better the “ballerinas” of a Florentine aristocrat that she showed off in Siena.
Just five years ago she was walking in Capri hand in hand with Ben Affleck. But loves pass, holidays in Italy remain. There where Marella Agnelli and Jackie Kennedy were once immortalized, among clandestine loves, revenge, barely whispered gossip. Now we are left with «Jenny from the block». JLo, despite yourself, you are the last diva of a rather boring hot summer.
